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Staying outside baltimore for 3 weeks holla at me if u wanna be stupid

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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bigalphonse:

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

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ah yes your average straight boy

shebachan:

farrox:

farrox:

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

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I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

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i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton

nosdrinker:

retrospectroverted:

nosdrinker:

why does one ply toilet paper exist

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

ok poophands

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

orusama:

Japan has 3 alphabets to discourage weeaboos from learning Japanese.

milliondollarnigga:

"my fingers…""Are BALLS…"

milliondollarnigga:

"my fingers…"
"Are BALLS…"

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

iverbz:

yungfoodstamps:

woooooooooo

STUNTIN ON NIGGAS IN THE NAME OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

iverbz:

yungfoodstamps:

woooooooooo

STUNTIN ON NIGGAS IN THE NAME OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA