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aduhm:

he fuck that goat

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice

bombing:

the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it

cyberho:

me: *eats Taco Bell*

* 4 hours later *

me:

image

Top 5 yaoi anatomies

oceanlord:

gatorbiscuits:

  1. 
I went searching in “Virgin Love”, and now I’m crying. I don’t understand what I am looking at.
  2. capset:

i CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY FUCKING GOD WHQBQRGREHTN
  3. image

The first one made me spit my coffee.

juilan:

I watch porn for the storyline

juilan:

I watch porn for the storyline

sprousetwinsblog:

Social Experiment 2.0

sprousetwinsblog:

Social Experiment 2.0

dutchster:

and the battle continues

dutchster:

and the battle continues

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*