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sniffling:

the only advice you’ll ever need

sniffling:

the only advice you’ll ever need

doitsu:

iporygon:

therightnippleofgilgamesh:

a genre-aware white haired anime boy that dyes his hair in protagonist colours in an attempt to avoid his tragic fate

Anime mom untying her side ponytail when shit starts going down to avoid death

A character that sits next to the wall instead of the window in class to avoid being an anime protagonist

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

Where are you from?
Anonymous

Louisville but I lived in fort myers most my life

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Yes I realize I have not been active in weeks and when I log on I ask u to play clash of clans w me is it socially acceptable, yes

Join my frickin clan in clash of clans yes please message me

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

You just said dumby.
Anonymous

Wow u can read proud of u

You are now officially denied access to the Superwholock fandom. Have a nice life.
Anonymous

the-pietriarchy:

this is the best news I’ve heard this year

wkdart:

my-name-is-long:

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

what does heterosexual creamer even mean

no homogenized milk

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

faketima:

FLOCKA OUT HERE BEATING THE PRESIDENT AND STEVE JOBS BYE

faketima:

FLOCKA OUT HERE BEATING THE PRESIDENT AND STEVE JOBS BYE

nebroska:

tumblr urls dont even phase me anymore like recommended blogs: hitlersasshole whatever yeah ill fucking follow hitlersasshole ill follow hitlersasshole to the grave

God bless