Staying outside baltimore for 3 weeks holla at me if u wanna be stupid
when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers
Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE
I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT
i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
why does one ply toilet paper exist
i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases
Japan has 3 alphabets to discourage weeaboos from learning Japanese.
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with