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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Yes I realize I have not been active in weeks and when I log on I ask u to play clash of clans w me is it socially acceptable, yes

Join my frickin clan in clash of clans yes please message me

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

You just said dumby.
Anonymous

Wow u can read proud of u

You are now officially denied access to the Superwholock fandom. Have a nice life.
Anonymous

the-pietriarchy:

this is the best news I’ve heard this year

wkdart:

my-name-is-long:

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

what does heterosexual creamer even mean

no homogenized milk

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

faketima:

FLOCKA OUT HERE BEATING THE PRESIDENT AND STEVE JOBS BYE

faketima:

FLOCKA OUT HERE BEATING THE PRESIDENT AND STEVE JOBS BYE

nebroska:

tumblr urls dont even phase me anymore like recommended blogs: hitlersasshole whatever yeah ill fucking follow hitlersasshole ill follow hitlersasshole to the grave

God bless

Staying outside baltimore for 3 weeks holla at me if u wanna be stupid

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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bigalphonse:

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

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ah yes your average straight boy