echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

subuurbanwaste:

ol dude on the right is like “just dont look just dont look just dont look”

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

As someone who’s job it is to clean up after peoples mess, it amazes me to know that there are tons of grown men who piss all over the toilet seat and some don’t even flush the toilet. Yeah, we’re the bad generation.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my drug dealer always knows how to put a smile on my face. he really cracks me up

getoffmybloghoe:

heard you were talking shit 

sexuallyfurious:

Fun times on RuneScape aw yeah.